Women are smart and they are smarter than men. But the really scary part about women is that they do things with very covert and secret methods. Once men realize it, if they ever do, they’ll realize they’ve been outwitted.

Women also make the best spies. The most famous and prominent “stinging” operations are the so-called “honey traps”. This is where a man is established by a woman. The woman pretends to be in love with the man long enough to escape with the secret documents. Is this still going on? Just because. It is considered the most prominent method of how China “gathers” the Western world’s military, industrial, chemical, medical, nuclear and technical secrets…

But back to the women! Women have ways of measuring a man’s penis and he won’t even realize he’s done it. Of course, she doesn’t have x-ray vision, but when the two of you are in bed together or just enjoying some foreplay or oral sex, this gives her the chance to size you up in seconds.

The first method is to calculate its length. With an erection, all you need to do is push your penis up and against your chest. Typically, and your mileage may vary, if your head extends to the top of your belly button, that means you’re at least seven inches long. You can easily measure the length with this method. An inch lower and you’re at six inches. An inch up and you’re at about eight inches.

If you were born without a belly button, you can always take note of the length of your penis in relation to your hand, arm, or other body part. Some of these distances you already know the exact length. If your penis falls outside of this range, it will simply note the distance and measure it later.

Next comes the calculation of the circumference of the head of the penis or the circumference of the shaft of the penis. All you need for this simple calculation is to make a circle with your thumb and forefinger and place it on the head of your penis to see if it will fit. If you have to extend your circle by spreading your two fingers apart, this is good news. If it will fit inside with plenty of space, this is bad news. After “measuring” your head, she will move to your axis.

Trust me. She already knows that the inside of a paper towel tube has a diameter of 1.5 inches (which is a circumference of 4.7 inches). And she knows how the paper towel tube compares to the diameter of her own thumb and the circle of her index finger.

Now, how can we prevent women from secretly measuring us…?

You are probably wondering if you can surgically move your belly button up on your body. I honestly don’t think that works.

The way to pass your “size” test is by enlarging your penis. The best method is to understand and perform the seven critical aspects of penis enlargement through specialized exercise methods. Simple stretching, pulling and releasing techniques you can do with your own hands. Penis enlargement experts believe that natural exercises are the easiest and cheapest way to safely increase your size.

Sincerely,

George von Neumann