I came across this psychological article that had to do with autofellatio. The authors described this sexual act as “one of the rarest of all sexual perversions.”
Man, that’s pretty heavy stuff.
However, you have to love the latex glove treatment these “experts” use when discussing these issues. “Sucking your own penis” is antiseptic to becoming “autofellatio” and “sex monster” is redefined as people who practice “sexual perversions”.
It’s almost as if they are terrified of using simple colloquial expressions. Can you blame them? If the “experts” used simple, everyday expressions, they could accidentally visualize such things in their own mind. Imagine that. They may get “turned on” by these thoughts and then not be able to focus on their “work.” We can’t have that. The “human” element is strictly prohibited.
“Perversion” apparently means something that is against what is considered “right” versus “wrong.” An even deeper meaning implies that it is “abnormal.”
Pretty subjective, don’t you think? But creative free will is certainly not applicable when we define “right” and “wrong”, hence the objective approach (of course, based on our own definitions of objectivity).
It wasn’t long ago that oral sex was considered “kinky.” In fact, it still is for some people. I guess that makes the rest of the 83% of us who enjoy oral sex “kinky.”
Welcome to the club.
I think all my male friends consider themselves perverts. It’s something to be proud of, really. Women don’t seem to brag about such things; at least not with me. There is something a bit taboo and unpleasant about being a pervert! (I’ll let your imagination let you define that for yourself. But actually, it’s a man thing, you know. Actually, we’re all pretty harmless. Well, most of us).
Well. What is the first thing you do when you accidentally cut your finger? You put it in your mouth and suck it.
Why is that?
Because while there are enough bacteria in your mouth right now to kill you, you have something called an immune system. Your immune system works non-stop to make sure it keeps invading bacteria and your companions at bay. That is why we do not die from our own bacterial breath that causes halitosis.
The saliva in your mouth is special. It’s special because it’s loaded to the gills with antibacterial enzymes. This is why you instinctively put your finger in your mouth when you cut it. This is because saliva will not only help remove any debris from the wound, but will also initiate the early stages of healing. Your saliva is a natural antibiotic. And a very good one at that.
Did your parents teach you to put your finger in your mouth and suck on the wound to help heal it? Your teachers? Did you read it in a book?
No. So how and where did you learn to do that? You didn’t learn it. You do it instinctively.
Now, I imagine that almost every man, when he reaches a certain age and gathers enough intelligence to realize his sexual potential, begins to realize that his mouth is not what away from his penis … What do you think happens next? He wonders if he can perform “autofellatio.”
Did your parents teach you this? Did your teachers draw attention to this? Did you read it in a book? Or maybe we can blame the family dog?
No. Your brain and instinct add up to two and two. He calculates it it is possible. Then he tries. Some men fail and others succeed.
So if sucking my thumb is a natural instinct to heal myself, then why is asking myself if I can suck my own penis a “perversion”? A “weird” one at that.
As my Gross Anatomy teacher used to say, when we asked him why the greater saphenous vein ran anterior to the medial Malleolus in some people and posterior in others, “God only knows.”
Yes, “God only knows.”
Makes you wonder what they think of thumb-sucking boys or hair-sucking girls … Does that mean boys will turn necrophiliacs and girls will turn necrophagies? If you have kids, that might keep you awake tonight …
God forbid if a child bites his nails. That must mean that he is destined to become a sadist and a masochist.
Subjectivism versus objectivism versus sexual perversionism.
Kimi kalfino
Men interested in exploring the limits of modern sexuality with all its socialist shackles and religious restrictions can broaden their sexual horizons by learning autofellatio. A guide that will help you is the book Yogafellatio.
