I’m Jon Sinn and today I’m going to show you how you can go from the club to your bed just by making sexual jokes.
Sexualized teasing is a great way to break the ice when it comes to the topic of sex.
Humor is a great tool to soften the blow of a lewd comment. If a girl is receptive to your humor, you can enjoy a conversation full of jokes and innuendo. With good humor, make a girl feel like you’re a sexual animal and encourage her to relate to your own badmouthing. If a girl gets offended by a joke, it’s her fault and you can just tease her again for not being able to take a joke.
Therefore, you should not be nervous about making dirty or sexual jokes. The interaction will become livelier and you can introduce the topic of sex in preparation for the next step. If I’m having a conversation with a girl at a bar and accidentally spilled a drink on her, I can say something like “oh, I wet you” and make the situation less stressful. She’ll probably say something like “oh, I’m all wet now.”
You can also tell that you have an effect on women if they look nervous after you’ve made a sexual joke. Blush is indicative of strong emotion, and you can simply say that you have that effect on women, which will sound like a joke. Hey, you’re blushing because of me, don’t worry, I have that effect on girls. The principle behind this is to make her aware of her desire or arousal with your teasing. It will be harder for him to focus on your jokes as his arousal increases. That you’re piquing his sexual interest just by joking around is a good thing.
Some specific lines you can use include those with reference to spanking and being disciplined by a man. You can say something like she is very naughty and needs spanking. Or, you can bring up her ex by telling her that he probably didn’t spank her hard enough.
Another sexualized joke that I often use is the sexual analogy. You can say something like “I bet you’re the type who likes missionary all the time” or “You probably only have sex on birthdays and Valentine’s Day.” You might like it better if the guy doesn’t take your clothes off during sex. You’re totally like the kind of girl who only has sex on the weekends.
Hopefully, with the tips I’ve shared here, you can come up with your own sexualized teasing by mentioning sex in a funny way. Sex provides you with so much material that you can use in your jokes, and the way you tell your jokes will be considered funny. Sexual teasing can be scary, but because you’re joking around, teasing becomes fun.
The best thing about sexual teasing is that you make her think about sex. If you stick to safe topics, it will take her hours before you can get her to like you, let alone even think about having sex with you.
